DOORMAN AND DOORMEN

This is an interesting take on what doorman actually is...while it is not in the job description, it surely makes sense.

DOORMAN

What am I exactly?
I am a therapist.
I am a babysitter.
I am a friend.
I am a companion.
I am a wake-up call.
I am a weather reporter.
I am a dog walker.
I am a cat sitter.
I am an apartment sitter.
I am a mailman.
I am a conversationalist.
I am a a sponge for complaints.
I am a link between the super & residents.
I am the first line of defense.
I am the last to leave in an emergency.
I am a New York City doorman.
But at home I am what I am, just a man.